Somebody created this. Somebody made this happen.
I made another thing
Hahahahahahahaha this has 83 notes I can’t breathe oh god my life is a joke
mistaking someone’s kindness for flirting
mistaking someone’s flirting for kindness
70% of editing is just looking at ur work for a few hours with this face
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
His face :’c
this is actually really fucking sad
For having a drunk shave my head while I was also incapacitated, last night turned out alright.
kickassduke asked: Was Amanda Bynes good in bed?
id rather jack off
goawaaaay asked: have you ever fucked a fat chick?
hell yee yee
Anonymous asked: I think you're a secret hipster. Just saying.
Before you assert that I’m a crypto-hipster, let me explain u a thing. *gestures with mug of locally roasted coffee* You see this organic hemp...
Could sure go for some drugs right about now.
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MY MOM SAID IF THIS...